If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand

[urbandruid]

It's not personal or anything. Really it's not.

But I am going to fucking hex the next person who says Snape/Umbridge in my presence.

That is all.

(And no, that wasn't a spoiler. It's not...anything.)

I'm going now.

Comments

[jenavira.livejournal.com]

Yes. Because...wow. That's amazingly wrong.

People are writing that?

[urbandruid.livejournal.com]

People will, I'm sure, write anything, given enough time. But it's a combo I've heard mentioned a couple times too many.

And I have just realized that what I thought was somebody saying Snape/Umbridge might be interesting was in fact them saying Snape/Tonks might be interesting. Snape/Umbridge is right above it, with the caption "gaaaaah!"

I feel stupid now. But still. Snape/Umbridge. *shudder*

[eve-jukes.livejournal.com]

"Don't skim my entries ever again, bitch!"

Kidding. KIDDING. *dashes away like Luna on crack*

Actually, I laughed so hard when I thought I might have corrupted someone's mind with those two. Vomit, gag me with a spoon, die, Dolores, diediedie.

Mr. Garrison: You go to Hell! You go to Hell and you DIE!

Umbridge: Five points from Hufflepuff. I'm reporting you.

Mr. Garison: Mr. Hat says I'm a teacher, and if you don't shove your mouth up your butt soon, he's going to take you to town, bitch.

Umbridge: ...And fifty points for foul language.

Mr. Garrison: Damnit!

[urbandruid.livejournal.com]

Luna on crack? Sort of redundant, isn't it? Shorter to just type "Luna". :)

*lol* Yeah... good ole Dolores. Death to the bitch.

Can't see her paired with anyone, really- and I don't think I would want to.

[jenavira.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Snape/Tonks? I think they'd kill each other. Which might be interesting, really. Let's try it.

[urbandruid.livejournal.com]

You first. :) I have about a dozen fics I'm trying to juggle already.

[tarimanveri.livejournal.com]

Love. The. Icon.
Haven't got my OotP yet, but have heard about the McG. age thing.
Don't care.
McG/Snape is still my OTP too.
No spoilers, but can I look forward to any more shippy moments?

[urbandruid.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Think it's my favorite of the new icons right now. :)

Yeah, I don't care either- I kind of tested the waters, wrote Minerva as older, and it's still- well, you can see the icon.

Hmm... There's a bit at the end I want to re-read a couple more times, I think it's pretty good. And at least one of those Minerva Mentions Snape When She Doesn't Really Have To moments. :)

[urbandruid.livejournal.com]

Well, you know my feelings on Snape pairings, of course, but I'm kind of reserving judgement on Snape/Tonks until I see how it's done. Maybe it'll be one of those, you know, other Snape pairings (are there such things? ;) that I'm less antagonistic towards. :)

[bohemienne.livejournal.com]

I'm yet to met this Umbridge character (I'm trying SO hard to be good and finish my paper and Physics) but from what I've heard... uhh... no. Snape's way too cool.

[urbandruid.livejournal.com]

Yeah. No big deal, just me going a bit nuts as usual.

You mark me, though, somebody'll write it. And I will hex them, damnit.

[eilanhp.livejournal.com]

Ditto. I pair him with anyone but her.