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Dear silly humans,

This is Samantha, the cat, speaking. Yes, I, being smarter than your avarage feline, know how to use the computer, and after scaring away a very ugly goat, have made my way here to this "livejournal." Worship me.

My human has been very busy working at the table which is used for eating ("kitchen table") with the paper that I am not allowed to play with ("homework") and the rectangular thing which she punches and swears at a lot ("graphing calculator".) She has been too busy even to pet me, and yesterday when I tried to play with the writing impliment ("pencil") she yelled at me and threw me off the table. Me!

There is someone responsible for this, known as the "math teacher". If I find him, I will bite him.

My human, if she had time to say any such thing, would tell you that she misses her human friends (why, when she has me?) and that there are things she should have done this week, known as "tags", "posts", and "writing prompts" but that with this thing known as the "exam" hanging over her head, she has not had time.

My human begs your indulgence, and says that over something called the "Labor Day Weekend", she will be catching up on these things. She should also catch up on petting me, for I am the world's cutest kitty, and require much love, adoration, many pettings, and so forth.

Would you like to pet me? Or retrieve my toys from under the couch?

Oh, yes. My human also states that today, several long boring hours during which she will not be home to pet me, after her exam, she also has her honor society meeting- she hopes. And thus she will be on campus "all freaking day." She is going to attempt to take someone named Anna ("the laptop") along- I wonder why she isn't taking me instead. Oh, yes. Because I don't like strange places or people.

My human is wise.

You may now worship me
Samantha, the cat