First lines meme

From just about everyone- the first lines meme.

1/6/06 - OMG am so, so freaking tired.

2/7/06 - It never rains, but it pours.

3/1/06 - Gods, what a week.

4/6/06 - I don't think I've ever been this miserable for this length of time before.
(During the last episode of Kidney o'Doom.)

5/3/06 - My cat owns me.

6/1/06 - I'm still sick, though I'm feeling a little better.

7/7/06 - Our heat wave is finally starting to break, at least at night.

8/6/06 - Okay, I wasn't going to do this.
(The start of my Cassie Claire rant.)

9/1/06 - Dear silly humans, This is Samantha, the cat, speaking.

10/11/06 - Snagged from g_shadowslayer
(This was the art meme, which I sort of need to finish at some point... whoops.)

11/6/06 - The little mood penguin down at the bottom looks about like I feel right now.

12/7/06 - This is really random, but does anyone know a cure for the hiccups that actually works?
(People actually did. I was shocked!)

...Wow. 2006 kind of sucked.