Letter to Freud

[urbandruid]

Dear Freud,

You were fucking nuts, dude. No, seriously. You did too much coke and thought about sex way too damn much, and now everyone who takes Intro to Psych has to suffer through your bizarre theories. We all hate you. You were a freak. I've stared at so much of your crap in my textbook this afternoon that my eyes feel like they're going to fall out.

You suck.

No love,
Me

Comments

[jenavira.livejournal.com]

Wordy McWord.

(We have to read him in anthro, too. His anthro theories are even more psychotic than his psych theories.)

[urbandruid.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, Freud had anthro theories? *shudder* You have my sympathies there.

[leviathanmuse.livejournal.com]

To which Freud would probably tell you that you're too anal. Personally, I think he was way too anal himself, considering how far up his ass his head was firmly imbedded.

[urbandruid.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha that icon rocks. Gotta agree with you there, too.

[leviathanmuse.livejournal.com]

I hated dealing with the Freudian crap. My first prof in Psych was a Freaudian. Bleh!

Re: Ugh.

[leviathanmuse.livejournal.com]

Ack! Children's Lit psychoanalyst? I can't imagine how horribly dull that made that class.

Symbols can be fun, but as far as I'm concerned, it's up to the viewer how they interpret them. If you do tarot at all, I loathe the 4 of Swords. Most of the interpretations are of a rest (reverse: stagnation), but I see nothing calm or relaxing about a knight's tomb! So, it's always a card of stagnation or an obstacle as far as I'm concerned.

Re: Ugh.

[urbandruid.livejournal.com]

Oh, my sympathies there. Children's Lit with a psychoanalyst can't have been fun.

[urbandruid.livejournal.com]

Ew. *shudder* I'm sorry. You have my sympathies there.

[leviathanmuse.livejournal.com]

He was a real rectum. barbery_coast listened to my class one day and when I got out said, "That guy is nuts!"