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15 characters meme (ii) results
This should be interesting. Or very silly.
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leviathanmuse, I made sure I counted right this time. :)
The meme instructions, if you want to do it yourself.
1. Penny Clearwater
2. Jack Bristow
3. Irina Derevko
4. Alastor Moody
5. River Tam
6. Buffy Summers
7. Alfred Bester
8. Galen
9. Obi-Wan Kenobi
10. Mal Reynolds
11. Anna Sheridan
12. Mace Windu
13. Honor Harrington
14. Severus Snape
15. Tara Maclay
fromleviathanmuse
1. #6 and #13 have a torrid relationship that's broken up by #2. Why?
Buffy Summers and Honor Harrington are in the relationship, which is broken up by- *checks* ...hahahahaha. Jack Bristow. Because... Lauren Reed just rose as a vampire, and he wants Buffy to go stake her.
2. #7, #9, #15 have moved in together. Are they getting along or who has killed whom?
Alfred Bester, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Tara Maclay star in a really strange remake of Three's Company, in which all three want to rent the same swanky San Francisco house. They end up splitting the rent and sharing the place. Wackiness ensues. Bester starts going after his roomies Survivor-style, hoping to get rid of one at a time by various acts of betrayal, alliances (most of which are broken) and using his psi powers to freak them out. These plans never quite seem to work out for poor Al.
Bester: You want to drop the lighsaber now, Mr. Kenobi.
Obi-Wan: Hmm, lemmie think about that a second... No, I don't.
To make matters worse, whenever the landlord or any of his employees are around, they have to act like they all get along just fine, or they'll all be thrown out.
3. #1 and #14 are playing cards. What game are they playing?
Penny Clearwater and Severus Snape are playing Go-Fish. Snape keeps trying to slip Veritaserum into her tea so she can't lie about what cards she has; her tea keeps blowing up in his face as a result.
4. #3, #8 and #11 want to go see some sporting match. What sport are they going to go watch?
Irina Derevko, Galen, and Anna Sheridan are going to watch the Slytherin team's Quidditch match while Draco's still at Hogwarts.
5. #4, #5, #10 and #12 have decided to go into business together. Who's the boss? Who's the ass-kisser? Who's the peon? Who's the real power behind the boss?
Alastor Moody, River Tam, Mal Reynolds, and Mace Windu have decided to start a fandom-spanning business. What that business is changes month to month, because Mal is the boss. River is the real power behind the boss. Moody is the peon, and Mace just really really wants everybody to like him.
Fromg_shadowslayer
1. What is 7's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Bester. Death by Chocolate.
2. 1, 3, 5, and 9 go on a road trip -- where are they going, which one starts getting stir crazy when they're still on the road, and how do they keep him/her entertained so he/she doesn't drive the rest of them nuts?
Penny, Irina, River, and Obi-Wan are driving from California (where they picked up River from the Serenity soundstage- to Washington, DC, to see the sights (and possibly so Irina can a.) visit her family and b.) mess with the US government by stealing random things.) Obi-Wan starts in with, "Are we there yet?", River starts bitching about what she can hear him thinking, and Irina threatens to pull over and shoot them both if they don't shut up. River is all, "Bring it on." Obi-Wan still wants to know if they're there yet. Penny engages Obi-Wan in a debate about why he lied to poor Luke Skywalker so much. Obi-Wan goes on at great length. "Well, from a certain point of view..."
Problem not solved. Everyone still wants to kill Obi-Wan. River performs a version of the Vulcan nerve pinch, Obi-Wan passes out.
Irina offers River a job.
3. What did 11 really want to do when he/she grew up?
Anna Sheridan would have really liked to play for the Earth Baseball/Softball League.
4. 13 and 15 discover a buried treasure. What happens?
Honor Harrington and Tara Maclay are vacationing on the same resort planet, when they discover a treasure buried by pirates. Both being reasonable, law-abiding women, they call in archeologists and museum experts to examine and catalog the find, and it ends up in a museum, where everyone can enjoy it.
5. 2 and 4 are trapped in a small, dark, locked room. How do they get out?
Jack Bristow and Alastor Moody, during one of the Ninth Doctor's poker nights on the TARDIS, step outside for a minute and find themselves in a small, dark, locked room. Clearly the doc's calculations are a bit off. Jack, having realized that they're in the garage of the house he lived in as a kid, reaches up and turns the light on so they can find their way back to the TARDIS. Moody uses magic to turn the light off again, and they go back the way they came, Moody grumbling something about "time-traveling idiots who can't even read a map."
6. 6, 8, and 10 stumble across a scientific breakthrough that will save the world from overpopulation, global warming, whatever huge planet-wide threat is affecting this or their world. Do they go into business together to share it with the world, or do they turn cutthroat and each try to take it for themselves, so they can gain power? If so, which one ends up on top?
Buffy Summers, Galen, and Mal Reynolds find this scientific thingy. Mal wants to sell it to the highest bidder. Buffy and Galen want to turn it over to people who really need it. Technomage and Slayer versus Serenity's captain. Slayer and Technomage win. Mal shuffles off to get Simon to patch him up.
7. 12 and 14 are playing poker. Who has all the aces up their sleeve?
Mace Windu and Snape are playing poker. Snape has all the aces up his sleeve, but Mace uses the Force to pull them back out, and shuffles again.
Fromdragonelf_2002
1, 4, 8 & 13 falls through a dimensional portal leading to the Star Wars universe. What will they do until they get back home? Also, will they the work as a team or will they try to kill each other?
Alastor Moody, Galen, and Honor Harrington end up in the Star Wars universe. They quickly run into a few problems. Namely, it's the height of the Rebellion, the Emperor is in a really pissy mood, and planets are going "boom" all over the place. All three of them have a problem with this, so they decide to do something about it. Watto sells them a starship that breaks down and almost kills them all. On their way back to chat about this with Watto, they run into Moody and Galen's old drinking buddy, Obi-Wan Kenobi (whom Honor also knows, as her husband is also part of this strange genre-spanning club.) Obi-Wan is in town with Luke, who is busy starting a barfight while they all catch up. They go save Luke, and Obi-Wan goes on to hire Han Solo.
Moody, Galen, and Honor continue on their way to have that "chat" with Watto. Watto, it transpires, does not give refunds, but he does agree to swap their deathtrap of a ship for one that runs. They take it for a test drive, discover that it works, and notice the massive stormtrooper presence in town. The stormtroopers ask for ID. Looks are exchanged. Between them they have one Auror's badge, and one military ID, but Galen Has A Plan. He casts a spell on Honor's ID to make it look like she's a high-ranking Imperial officer. The Empire does not seem to employ women in its military, but stormtroopers are dumb. This works. It also gives them an idea. They decide to take their ship to Alderaan to chat with Obi-Wan and his friends in the Rebellion. One problem. One BIG problem, as a matter of fact, because, like Obi-Wan and company, when the trio get to the system, all they find is a brand new asteroid belt and a shiny new Death Star. Moody apparates them to the space station after Galen has coaxed their ship into cloaking itself. Searching for a computer terminal to hack into in order to get their bearings, they find Obi-Wan disabling tractor beams. He tells them he had to leave "those silly kids" on their own. Looks are again exchanged. Time to rescue those silly kids. So it's off to meet the droids, who give a garbled story about rescuing a princess and a trash compactor. They leave Galen with the droids to facilitate this rescue. Moody and Honor have A Cunning Plan of their very own. Moody magics up an Imperial uniform for Honor, this being easier than having to track down someone tall enough whose uniform would fit her, grabs his invisibility cloak, and they set off.
The first thing Honor and Moody find is an officer having hysterics in the conference room, because "Lord Vader is in a really bad mood, and I don't wanna die."
What happens next? Stay tuned. ;)
Okay, that was funny. The last one almost turned into a fic, and there are a few others that are funny enough I might do something with them later.
And yes,
leviathanmuse, I made sure I counted right this time. :)The meme instructions, if you want to do it yourself.
1. Penny Clearwater
2. Jack Bristow
3. Irina Derevko
4. Alastor Moody
5. River Tam
6. Buffy Summers
7. Alfred Bester
8. Galen
9. Obi-Wan Kenobi
10. Mal Reynolds
11. Anna Sheridan
12. Mace Windu
13. Honor Harrington
14. Severus Snape
15. Tara Maclay
from
leviathanmuse1. #6 and #13 have a torrid relationship that's broken up by #2. Why?
Buffy Summers and Honor Harrington are in the relationship, which is broken up by- *checks* ...hahahahaha. Jack Bristow. Because... Lauren Reed just rose as a vampire, and he wants Buffy to go stake her.
2. #7, #9, #15 have moved in together. Are they getting along or who has killed whom?
Alfred Bester, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Tara Maclay star in a really strange remake of Three's Company, in which all three want to rent the same swanky San Francisco house. They end up splitting the rent and sharing the place. Wackiness ensues. Bester starts going after his roomies Survivor-style, hoping to get rid of one at a time by various acts of betrayal, alliances (most of which are broken) and using his psi powers to freak them out. These plans never quite seem to work out for poor Al.
Bester: You want to drop the lighsaber now, Mr. Kenobi.
Obi-Wan: Hmm, lemmie think about that a second... No, I don't.
To make matters worse, whenever the landlord or any of his employees are around, they have to act like they all get along just fine, or they'll all be thrown out.
3. #1 and #14 are playing cards. What game are they playing?
Penny Clearwater and Severus Snape are playing Go-Fish. Snape keeps trying to slip Veritaserum into her tea so she can't lie about what cards she has; her tea keeps blowing up in his face as a result.
4. #3, #8 and #11 want to go see some sporting match. What sport are they going to go watch?
Irina Derevko, Galen, and Anna Sheridan are going to watch the Slytherin team's Quidditch match while Draco's still at Hogwarts.
5. #4, #5, #10 and #12 have decided to go into business together. Who's the boss? Who's the ass-kisser? Who's the peon? Who's the real power behind the boss?
Alastor Moody, River Tam, Mal Reynolds, and Mace Windu have decided to start a fandom-spanning business. What that business is changes month to month, because Mal is the boss. River is the real power behind the boss. Moody is the peon, and Mace just really really wants everybody to like him.
From
g_shadowslayer 1. What is 7's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Bester. Death by Chocolate.
2. 1, 3, 5, and 9 go on a road trip -- where are they going, which one starts getting stir crazy when they're still on the road, and how do they keep him/her entertained so he/she doesn't drive the rest of them nuts?
Penny, Irina, River, and Obi-Wan are driving from California (where they picked up River from the Serenity soundstage- to Washington, DC, to see the sights (and possibly so Irina can a.) visit her family and b.) mess with the US government by stealing random things.) Obi-Wan starts in with, "Are we there yet?", River starts bitching about what she can hear him thinking, and Irina threatens to pull over and shoot them both if they don't shut up. River is all, "Bring it on." Obi-Wan still wants to know if they're there yet. Penny engages Obi-Wan in a debate about why he lied to poor Luke Skywalker so much. Obi-Wan goes on at great length. "Well, from a certain point of view..."
Problem not solved. Everyone still wants to kill Obi-Wan. River performs a version of the Vulcan nerve pinch, Obi-Wan passes out.
Irina offers River a job.
3. What did 11 really want to do when he/she grew up?
Anna Sheridan would have really liked to play for the Earth Baseball/Softball League.
4. 13 and 15 discover a buried treasure. What happens?
Honor Harrington and Tara Maclay are vacationing on the same resort planet, when they discover a treasure buried by pirates. Both being reasonable, law-abiding women, they call in archeologists and museum experts to examine and catalog the find, and it ends up in a museum, where everyone can enjoy it.
5. 2 and 4 are trapped in a small, dark, locked room. How do they get out?
Jack Bristow and Alastor Moody, during one of the Ninth Doctor's poker nights on the TARDIS, step outside for a minute and find themselves in a small, dark, locked room. Clearly the doc's calculations are a bit off. Jack, having realized that they're in the garage of the house he lived in as a kid, reaches up and turns the light on so they can find their way back to the TARDIS. Moody uses magic to turn the light off again, and they go back the way they came, Moody grumbling something about "time-traveling idiots who can't even read a map."
6. 6, 8, and 10 stumble across a scientific breakthrough that will save the world from overpopulation, global warming, whatever huge planet-wide threat is affecting this or their world. Do they go into business together to share it with the world, or do they turn cutthroat and each try to take it for themselves, so they can gain power? If so, which one ends up on top?
Buffy Summers, Galen, and Mal Reynolds find this scientific thingy. Mal wants to sell it to the highest bidder. Buffy and Galen want to turn it over to people who really need it. Technomage and Slayer versus Serenity's captain. Slayer and Technomage win. Mal shuffles off to get Simon to patch him up.
7. 12 and 14 are playing poker. Who has all the aces up their sleeve?
Mace Windu and Snape are playing poker. Snape has all the aces up his sleeve, but Mace uses the Force to pull them back out, and shuffles again.
From
dragonelf_20021, 4, 8 & 13 falls through a dimensional portal leading to the Star Wars universe. What will they do until they get back home? Also, will they the work as a team or will they try to kill each other?
Alastor Moody, Galen, and Honor Harrington end up in the Star Wars universe. They quickly run into a few problems. Namely, it's the height of the Rebellion, the Emperor is in a really pissy mood, and planets are going "boom" all over the place. All three of them have a problem with this, so they decide to do something about it. Watto sells them a starship that breaks down and almost kills them all. On their way back to chat about this with Watto, they run into Moody and Galen's old drinking buddy, Obi-Wan Kenobi (whom Honor also knows, as her husband is also part of this strange genre-spanning club.) Obi-Wan is in town with Luke, who is busy starting a barfight while they all catch up. They go save Luke, and Obi-Wan goes on to hire Han Solo.
Moody, Galen, and Honor continue on their way to have that "chat" with Watto. Watto, it transpires, does not give refunds, but he does agree to swap their deathtrap of a ship for one that runs. They take it for a test drive, discover that it works, and notice the massive stormtrooper presence in town. The stormtroopers ask for ID. Looks are exchanged. Between them they have one Auror's badge, and one military ID, but Galen Has A Plan. He casts a spell on Honor's ID to make it look like she's a high-ranking Imperial officer. The Empire does not seem to employ women in its military, but stormtroopers are dumb. This works. It also gives them an idea. They decide to take their ship to Alderaan to chat with Obi-Wan and his friends in the Rebellion. One problem. One BIG problem, as a matter of fact, because, like Obi-Wan and company, when the trio get to the system, all they find is a brand new asteroid belt and a shiny new Death Star. Moody apparates them to the space station after Galen has coaxed their ship into cloaking itself. Searching for a computer terminal to hack into in order to get their bearings, they find Obi-Wan disabling tractor beams. He tells them he had to leave "those silly kids" on their own. Looks are again exchanged. Time to rescue those silly kids. So it's off to meet the droids, who give a garbled story about rescuing a princess and a trash compactor. They leave Galen with the droids to facilitate this rescue. Moody and Honor have A Cunning Plan of their very own. Moody magics up an Imperial uniform for Honor, this being easier than having to track down someone tall enough whose uniform would fit her, grabs his invisibility cloak, and they set off.
The first thing Honor and Moody find is an officer having hysterics in the conference room, because "Lord Vader is in a really bad mood, and I don't wanna die."
What happens next? Stay tuned. ;)
Okay, that was funny. The last one almost turned into a fic, and there are a few others that are funny enough I might do something with them later.