5. #4, #5, #10 and #12 have decided to go into business together. Who's the boss? Who's the ass-kisser? Who's the peon? Who's the real power behind the boss?
Alastor Moody, River Tam, Mal Reynolds, and Mace Windu have decided to start a fandom-spanning business. What that business is changes month to month, because Mal is the boss. River is the real power behind the boss. Moody is the peon, and Mace just really really wants everybody to like him.

Bwahahahaa!!! I can see that they'd definitely have no real business plan with Mal as the boss, even as River as the real power. She'd just feed off his wackiness!